Never have I ever

Met a person like that!

Jamie and I were walking through the parking lot and a lady was backing up and we had one of those moments are you gonna go are we gonna go and she’s like oh sorry, wanna poke of this?? And Jamie’s like yeah alright and he takes a puff off her joint and she’s like here take it and were like no no no and we thank her and she’s insisting and she’s like I’m putting it on your windshield! She comes into the store a few minutes later and hands me a napkin and she’s like here you go I forgot which car you were in. Where did she come from? Where did she go? Come back please?!

Never have I ever

Met a person like that!

Jamie and I were walking through the parking lot and a lady was backing up and we had one of those moments are you gonna go are we gonna go and she’s like oh sorry, wanna poke of this?? And Jamie’s like yeah alright and he takes a puff off her joint and she’s like here take it and were like no no no and we thank her and she’s insisting and she’s like I’m putting it on your windshield! She comes into the store a few minutes later and hands me a napkin and she’s like here you go I forgot which car you were in. Where did she come from? Where did she go? Come back please?!

a joint to remember

"and i said to my body softly, ‘i want to be your friend.’ it took a long breath and replied, ‘i have been waiting my whole life for this.’"
- nayyirah waheed (via nayyirahwaheed)

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humansofnewyork:

"What’s your favorite thing about your mother?""She loves life more than anyone I’ve ever known. I hope she doesn’t mind me telling you this, but recently she’s had some health problems. And her health got so bad at one point, she called me and said: ‘I was starting to wonder if there was any reason to go on. But then I had the most delicious pear!’"

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your favorite thing about your mother?"
"She loves life more than anyone I’ve ever known. I hope she doesn’t mind me telling you this, but recently she’s had some health problems. And her health got so bad at one point, she called me and said: ‘I was starting to wonder if there was any reason to go on. But then I had the most delicious pear!’"

"If you want me again look for me under your boot soles."
- Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass (via observando)